I’m glad you asked! Though I’m surprised you chose such a public forum. Why don’t you call me anymore?
It all started about two months ago, when Carly contacted me on that beta time-travel machine I mentioned a little while ago. I don’t remember exactly why she was interested in talking to me instead of someone else…I think she said she found me randomly, but I could be misremembering. Either way, we shot the shit for a while, chatted about our respective dimensions, love lives, Duel Monsters skills, etc. etc. It didn’t take long for us to determine we were both very, very interested in the intimate lives of people we don’t know.
Long story short, she’s a reporter, she needed a way to make money, I knew a few famous people from my era that she couldn’t get into contact with (like you! Where are you hiding in the future, anyway?), she asked me to help her run a multi-dimensional gossip magazine with her. So I did, and here I am!
It’s really fun! People ask a lot of questions about you, and I barely even have to ask you anything to answer them! Isn’t it convenient for your fans, that we’re such good friends, and that I’m willing to tell them about you?